Select Partner with Right Type of Yoni for Sex and Marriage

Most marriages are ending on the rocks these days. If you select your partner with the right type of Yoni (Vagina) this would never happen. Instead you will have sexual satisfaction and marriage bliss.

Marriages are made in heaven, so say the scriptures. But why marriages made with much fanfare are failing. Though this gives plenty of business opportunities to marriage counsellors, the society at large is losing. The fundamental issue for any marriages to work is the physical relationship parties have with each other. This relationship in common parlance is known as sex; happy and rewarding sex leads to happy life. What determines happy and rewarding sex? For a man it is all about the Yoni. Let me describe the Twelve Types of Yoni and the related cosmics, so that you can improve your sex, marriage and lifestyle. Before that, let me give you a brief introduction.

Brief Introduction

1. In this blog post I am describing the Twelve Types of Yoni in general terms. Each Yoni is given a name of an animal for easy identification. So far as possible I have given the feminine name of the identity within brackets as well. I am not masochistic for writing about yoni from the point of view of men. I believe that both women and men would benefit from this blog post

2. The word “Yoni” is of Sanskrit origin; It relates to the female organ known as vagina; the male organ penis is referred to as “ Lingam”

3. The Size of Yoni does not matter at all

4. The type of yoni is determined by how the Moon is placed in the sky at the time of your birth. I consider, Lunation Cycle, Moon Mansions known in Arabic as” Manzils”, and the Constellation in which the Moon is located at the time of your birth for this purpose. If you wish to know more about Lunation Cycle you can read my blog post “Lunation Cycle: How the Eight Lunar Phases affect you?”

Types of Yoni

1. Elephant (cow):- Very chaste with occasional but strong sex performance. Generally considers sex as moral duty or love or for procreation. Sexual pleasure is secondary consideration. Takes longer tome for preparation and for penetration. But when on the job, the Yoni enthrals the lingam for long time. Body Elements: Earth & Air ; Yoni Features: soft opening, wide passage & deep base

2. Camel (cow):- Appearance can be misleading for this type. Looks like not interested in sex but in fact has very strong sex urge and performance. Sometimes experiences dual orgasm like a camel’s humps. Dual cosmics also at play; either yoni takes cosmic energy during hot environment and performs sex during cold time or takes in cosmic energy during cold environment and performs sex during hot time. Let us call this summer – winter syndrome. Takes longer time to satiate this yoni and the lingam must be aptly suitable. During sex little vocalization (talking). Body Elements : Earth & Water; Yoni Features : soft opening, wide passage & shallow base

3. Horse (Mare):- Legendary symbol of sex that flies you to heaven; Very strong sex urge and performance; very active during spring and summer when the days are longer than night. Not to despair it can continue during fall and winter as well provided the lingam can stand. A dominant mare with a pliant man make the most satisfying and rewarding sexual partners; here the mare initiates, signals and showers with pats and kisses so that the man is excited. Due to high libido levels the mare will expect longer play. Unfortunately, most men cannot manage a mare. Body Element : Air; Yoni Features : soft opening, narrow passage & deep base

4. Tiger (tigress):- If you like strong and ferocious sex then it is the tigress; though ready round the year the tigress initially takes ages to get into high libido. Some by 24 years and many others do so by 32 years of age. Thereafter, sex urge never falters; might lasts for 3 to 4 decades. Sex performance on each occasion extend to more than an hour for a number of days with breaks in between to allow for illness, menses or pregnancy. Lot of purring but little talking during copulation; uses nails and toes to prod the male. If the lingam is responding well tigress makes him happy ad it is sweet, scented sex for the male; if not sex is shut down and the male is made to suffer. In the latter case yoni will actively search for fresh lingams or at-least fantasize about alternate males; sometimes tigress hint at this by talking about a mutual friend and about his lingam during sex. Body Element: Fire; Yoni Features: tight opening, wide passage & deep base.

5. Ox (cow):- So you want a dutiful wife then select this yoni. Preferring strong males this yoni gives in cajoling the partner and making sex vey sweet for him. If the males are not strong, the cow does not complain. On average sex is sparse, but when on the job cow goes for a long sit-in. Prefers orthodox manner of having sex and in silent nights. Oh milk is oozing. Body Element : Water ; Yoni Features : tight opening, wide passage & shallow base

6. Dog (bitch):- The name tells you what it is all about. It never lets go once the man is with her both in sex and in life. You are tied to her forgetting your roots and relations. Your lingam is completely swallowed and covered by the bitch yoni during sex that you cannot easily extricate after ejaculation. If you attempt to do so, you get a slap. Sex is very high and can reach zenith during hot summer. If lingam can match with yoni, the yoni fights for you, protects you and guards you. If lingam cannot match bitch yoni, it is tragedy. Yoni will go for alternate partners and will not hide that fact from you. In the case of bitch yoni she has dual opening features. The opening of the yoni is soft at the commencement of sex, but once the lingam is sauntered inside the opening contracts and tightens. Body Element: Earth; Yoni Features: soft & tight opening, narrow passage & deep base.

7. Deer (doe):- Oh dear hunter, you got your perfect and prized catch: Faithful house-wife and a yoni that gives you pleasure. After the mare deer is the most sought after yoni. She neither bothers you about sex nor complains about your performance. To top it all she does not worry even if you go out with other yoni. Deer suppresses her sex urge for your benefit or for the family benefit. However, if you wants sex she is ready at all seasons; she can do both in mornings and evenings; she never fails to make you ecstatic and happy throughout your life. Body Element: Spirit; Yoni Features: soft opening, narrow passage & deep base.

8. Cat (tabby):- Requires longer foreplay for which most men are ill-prepared. Penetration, however, is spottier. Tabby wants lingam to be withdrawn and again inserted several times during copulation, because orgasm takes long time to be reached. Tabby wishes the partner to caress and holds her by the neck; lot of soft tone talking from tabby to keep lingam attentive. But release of orgasm is very painful to tabby; sometimes she might bite the male without much harm. In many cases, men cannot have the patience to go along and ejaculate faster. In that event tabby douches her yoni with water to cool down her anger and frustration. An interesting feature I have observed is tabby sometimes has fear of the real cats. This is known medically as “Ailurophobia”. Body Elements: Fire & Earth; Yoni Features: soft opening, narrow passage & shallow base.

9. Snake: - Un-obtrusive but faithful sex partner; duration ranges less than an hour to about 2 to 3 hours at a stretch. Like tabby snake wants more foreplay by curling and twisting around the partner. Often snake raises the legs to allow lingam to go inside or prefers penetration from behind, yoni facing the bed or other rest. This method makes yoni to reach orgasm easily, but after taking quite a while. Partners who do not get thrills having sex from behind, may feel very tired after ejaculation. Quite some training is necessary to change position and make both yoni and lingam happy. Unlike the tabby, snake would not allow lingam to be withdrawn once inside. Most men would feel why they do not have two lingams. Body Elements: Fire & Air; Yoni Features: tight opening, narrow passage & deep base.

10. Monkey: - Monkey yoni wants to be the dominant partner, otherwise whole hell will break down. Monkey needs mollycoddling, pleading by lingam for sex, lot of gifts and favours not to mention praise. Monkey needs care and caressing more than any yoni. If the male is willing partner, then monkey gives most satisfying and ecstatic sex. Generally the sex act will be shorter but much happier for both. If the male does not play by the rules then monkey will shut-out sex for lingam giving an excuse of the care & welfare of family and children. Monkey also shows off her potency and that of lingam, by behaving in like manner in society, something like an exhibitionist. Body Elements : Fire & Spirit ; Yoni Features : tight opening, wide passage & deep base

11. Hare (jill):- Yoni for all seasons; generally prefers nocturnal copulation with lot of pillow fighting. Jill is not limited to bed; it jumps, leaps and flies; ready to make sex in different postures and places. Both yoni and lingam must have equal aggressiveness for happy sex. One party’s low libido level can mar satisfaction. Despite all the hullabaloo the actual penetration and subsequent orgasm is much shorter. Body Elements : Air & Water ; Yoni Features : soft opening, wide passage & shallow base

12. Rat (doe):- Unlike dogs, rats do not like partners lingering around after copulation. Rat yoni is ready to have more sex little while later with same or another lingam. Rat likes to have sex anytime and has great cunning in selecting places and postures. So much so rat can have sex in the presence of children without them ever knowing what the parents are up to. You see rats all over in parks, in cinemas and in places you generally do not have the courage to make it a go. If the lingam is dominant over yoni, she selects the same lingam otherwise opts for another. Social mores are thrown into the wind by rat. Body Elements: Air & Spirit; Yoni Features: soft opening, narrow passage & shallow base.

Muthu Ashraff

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