Tuesday 9 June 2009

Sex and Your Penis


Many of you are worried about the length of your penis. Though length is an important aspect in sex it is not necessarily the only one. Thickness, shape and cosmics of the penis do have their impact on sexual pleasure……..
One of the irritating spam mails you receive in your inbox is the solicitation for giving you an enlarged penis provided you part with big chunk of money. The craze for penis enlargement is such that, there is a thriving industry consisting of quite a lot of quacks and of course few genuine medical professionals. “Does length of penis matter” is a question discussed in many forums. I believe that size has some relevance but it cannot be taken in isolation. There are several aspects that make for a satisfactory and enjoyable sex with female partners. In this blog post I am describing these aspects and detail the six types of penis. Check your one among these.
Size of Penis
In the modern times, men do not have giant size penis that was the subject of study and sometimes worship in ancient cultures. Hindus had lingam (penis) worship from time immemorial. This lingam known as Phallus in Greek mythology was fascinatingly large. Ironically in Greek sculptures, the Gods were presented with fairly small penis. The only exception comes from Roman tradition where the Roman God of fertility Priapus was portrayed as having a long penis. The story is very much amusing. Priapus son of Aphrodite and Dionysus was courting Lotis a nymph who repulsed his advances. Determined to have her, Priapus stealthily approached her during night to have sex with her. At this moment an ass brayed and Lotis awoke. She chased him away. Priapus with his log penis erect was running to the amusement of all the gods; so goes the story.
We can analyze the size of penis In terms of length, girth (thickness), shape and cosmics.
Length
The length of penis is generally between 3 to 9 inches. It is measured while the penis is erect and straight. You have to take a foot rule and place it on the top of the penis one end touching the pelvic area; the other end perpendicular to your penis cone. Take the reading two to three times to get the exact measure. If your penis is less than 3 inches it is better for you to talk with an urologist regarding the condition known as micropenis; if it measures more than 9 inches then you have to take extra care as you are one of the few people on earth who has this luxury and perhaps liability.
Girth
The thickness of penis generally varies between 2.4 to 5.8 inches of circumference. Moreover, the girth on the cone can be exceptionally high in certain circumstances. You should measure the girth on the cone, on the base and the middle of the penis known as stem. Record this reading and as I said earlier take two to three readings.
Shape
Both length and girth determine the shape of penis. Hence penis comes in different shapes; all the shapes cannot be covered in a blog post. Generally the shapes are:
1. Conic Boom– a well rounded cone in front with a tapering base
2. Real Phallus a rounded cone, thick stem and thick base
3. Triangle a pointed cone, fair stem and strong base.
Other shapes include rounded, flat, lean, fleshy; long and thick or small and thin; alternately it can be long and lean or short and thick. The permutation is endless.
Cosmics of Penis
Though length, girth and shape do have a bearing on your side, you must understand that you are having sex with a partner whose needs have to be taken into count. However much your penis is strong in terms of length, girth and shape it does not drive the women crazy. On the contrary a long penis might frighten a woman rather than entice her. That is why you need to know the cosmics of penis. Many women rate a penis best when it is driven by cosmics taking her to heaven. For example a hairy, dark penis softly landing in the hands of a cajoling woman leads her to ecstasy well before it actually penetrates her vagina. Most women do touch and fondle penis before the intercourse begins.
Types of Penis
1. Eros Penis: - Named after the Greek god of Eros (Roman god of Cupid), son of Aphrodite the goddess of love and Ares the god of war. Eros is known for unmitigated lust and intercourse and his romantic love with Psyche is well known. Standing erect between 3 to 4 inches in length, it symbolizes a passionate lover without a strong drive or sustaining power. In most cases it is “the spirit is willing and the flesh does not” scenario. As the penis grows old it can only enjoy sex mentally rather than physically. Quick ejaculation is the order of the day. Though the penis does not perform in the bed it has a compensatory factor in the form of a loving husband or partner. Many such Eros are very faithful to their wives and partners. Eros who have conic shape penis could do well specially if they target the vulva of the vagina making the women ride on pleasure. Partners of Eros generally do not complain unless the penis is so lean and listless that it cannot even harness the clitoris of women. Please note that, the vulva and clitoris are within 4 inches of the mouth of the vagina.
2. Ares Penis: - Though Ares is the Greek god of war (Romans called him Mars) and being son of Zeus and Hera he has equal felicity in war and vagina. Standing erect between 4 to 5 inches, Ares is the master of the realm. Ares mixes passion with pleasure and generally performs well in the bed. Since passion precedes performance the penis ideally should be a triangle with pointed cone, fair stem and a strong base. This stimulates narrow virginal passage and then cuppers it with the thick base. Where its cone is thick ejaculation could be faster and could mar happiness. This can be avoided by stimulating the vaginal passage on the mouth of the vagina a lot. Sadly, Ares generally do not have real phallus. To compensate Aries may be hairy or with an appealing body odour.
3. Apollo Penis: - Named after the all-rounder god Apollo, son of Zeus and Leto; Apollo is known for many things good in life including happy marriage and enjoyable sex. Apollo stands erect between 5 to 6 inches, the most versatile one among the penis. Generally it is phallic with rounded cone, thick stem and thick base. Apollo has an un-harming smile on the cone and an appealing smell. It puts many women at ease; they tend to play with it for sometime. When it comes to real performance Apollo never hesitates; it completely covers the vagina no matter whether small or big. Many vaginas would accommodate an Apollo either by contracting or expanding the passage. Ecstasy is the order of the day. Even a hyper-sex vagina would fly to heaven with an Apollo. Some women need stimulation of cervix deep inside the vagina for orgasm. Apollo can do this marvelously well. Hence, partners are very faithful to Apollo.
4. Zeus Penis: - Named after the Greek god of Zeus (Roman god Jupiter), Zeus penis is the king among the entire world of penis. Mythologically, Zeus is the Lord of the Sky and usurper of the Earth. Similarly Zeus subjugates a wife and callously ravishes other vaginas whom it can lay its penis on. Standing erect between 6 to 7.4 inches, Zeus is a master craftsman. Zeus is long and thick and generally has a constitution of real phallus or conic boom appearance, it can scorch any vagina. Such was its power that vaginas just give in to the Zeus. Many Zeus pregnate women without any qualm or quarter. Why women worship Lingam? You can ask the question from a Zeus.
5. Dionysus Penis: - Named after Dionysus, son of Zeus and his mistress Semele; Dionysus was born twice, so to speak. First birth was when Zeus took him out of Semele’s womb and stitched him in his own thigh. Second birth was from the thigh of Zeus later. Hence, Dionysus has the power to give orgasm to any type of women. The phenomenal double orgasm of vagina takes place when Dionysus penis gets its way into the vagina. Standing erect between 7.4 inches to 9.0 inches, Dionysus is the all-rounder with all three shapes: real phallus, conic boom or triangle shape. Dionysus can penetrate a women’s vagina and stimulate vulva and clitoris in the mouth of the vagina; it can also fondle cervix and make the vagina reaches orgasm faster; it can also stimulate anterior fornix located above the cervix deep inside the vagina or posterior fornix located below the cervix deep inside the vagina. These are the most ecstatic centres for sex for any women. No wonder the vagina gets multiple orgasms. Thank you Dionysus.
6. Priapus Penis: - Named after The Roman god of fertility, Priapus penis is extremely long. In mythology Priapus the son of Aphrodite & Dionysus longs for women but never gets one because they are scared of the size of his penis. A long thick and ugly looking penis, Priapus is never wanted by fastidious women. In the early 20th Century a Priapus penis was banned by the courts in Ceylon not to have any sexual intercourse with any person. Mercifully, the courts did not bar the Priapus penis having sex with animals. Standing erect over 9 inches, Priapus can be anything between 9 inches to eternity. I have personally seen a Priapus penis with a foot length. Whether it can arouse sexual feelings in women or not is a muted question. Priapus can have sex with women whose vagina is very deep with a wide passage or it can satisfy itself without penetrating the vagina at all.
Muthu Ashraff
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